Monthly Archives: October 2009

Kutta, Sher Aur Bandar

Posted by on October 31, 2009 No comments

Ek din ek kutta jungle main raasta kho gaya. Tabhi usane dekha ek sher uskii taraf aa raha hai. Kutte ki saans rookh gayi. “Aaj to kaam tamaam mera!” usne socha. Phir usne saamane kuchh sookhi haddiyan padi dekhi. Woh aate hue sher ki taraf peeth kar ke baith gaya aur ek sookhi hadii ko choosne laga aur zor zor se bolne laga, “wah! Sher ko khaane ka mazaa hi kuch aur hai. Ek aur mil jaaye to poori daawat ho jayegi!”

Aur usne zor se dakaar mara. Is bar sher soch mein pad gayaa. Usne socha “ye kutta to sher ka shikar karta hai! Jaan bacha kara bhago!”

Aur sher wahan se jaan bachaa ke bhaaga.

Ped par baitha ek Bandar yeh sab tamasha dekh raha tha. Usne socha yeh mauka achha hai sher ko saari kahani bata deta hoon – sher se dosti ho jayegi aur usse zindagi bhar ke liye jaan ka khatra dur ho jayega.. Woh phataphat sher ke pichhe bhaaga. Kutte ne Bandar ko jaate hue dekh liya aur samajh gayaki koi locha hai. Udhar Bandar ne sher ko sab bata diya ki kaise kutte ne use bewakoof banaya hai. Sher zor se dahada, “chal mere saath abhi uski leela khatam karta hoon” aur Bandar ko apani peeth par baitha kar sher kutte ki taraf lapka.

Can u imagine the quick management by the DOG…

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Kutte ne sher ko aate dekha to ek baar phir uskii taraf peeth karke baith gaya aur zor zor se bolne laga, “Is Bandar ko bhej ke 1 ghanta ho gaya, saala ek sher phaans kar nahi la sakta!”

Moral of the story:
There are many such monkeys around us, try to identify them..

Why I fired my secretary

Posted by on October 31, 2009 1 comment

I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet, said, “Good morning boss”.

Happy Birthday.” And I felt a little better; someone had remembered.
I worked until noon. Then, Janet knocked on my door and said
“You know, it’s such a beautiful day outside and it’s your birthday let’s go to lunch, just you and me.”
I said, “Oh yeah, that’s the greatest thing I’ve heard all day. Let’s go.”
We went to lunch. We didn’t go where we normally go; we went out to the country to a little private place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.
On the way back to the office, she said, “You know, it’s such a beautiful day.
We don’t need to go back to the office, do we?” I said, “No, I guess not.”
Sh! e said, “Let’s go to my apartment.”
After arriving at her apartment she said, “Boss, if you don’t mind,
I think I’ll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable.”

“Sure,” I excitedly replied.
She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a big birthday cake, followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday.


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And there I sat…on the sofa……….naked!

what we have done to woman

Posted by on October 30, 2009 18 comments

who says we, who believe they are INDIAN, are in 21st century.

we are not.
men are dominant still. women are treated as showpiece item.

take my company example.
where men toilet capacity is more than women.
women toilet capacity is just one.

i know this is not at all places.
but you can’t escape from the truth.

it’s not company’s fault. company has expected less women as employee than men.
but atleast company could have done something positively.

men is if women is and thus world is.
when we reach no women land, it will be end of all.

someone has to do, has to start.
why not you or me to start.
i am not talking to build more women toilets!
i am talking to give equal state
at least i have and posted this in my blog so rest can be informed.
nothing late. you can forward this.
off course not for my blog sake!

this is not copied from somewhere else
this is what i am.
what i feel will be here as post.
no mixing, no MASALA. just pure post!
see you soon.