Monthly Archives: December 2009

Why Students fail!!!

It’s not the fault of the student if he fails,
because the year ONLY has 365′ days.

Typical academic year for a student:

1.  Sundays-52,
Sundays in a year, you know
Sundays are for REST. Days left  313.

2.  Summer holidays-50
where weather is VERY HOT and
DIFFICULT to study.Days left 263.

3.  8 hours daily SLEEP- 130 days GONE.
Days left 141.

4.  1 hour for daily PLAYING (good for health)
means 15 days. Days left 126.

5.  2 hours daily for FOOD & other delicacies
(chewing properly & swallowing)
-means 30days. Days left 96.

6.  1 hour for TALKING
(man is a social animal)-means
15 days. days left 81.

7.  Exam days- per year at least 35 days.
Days left 46.

8.  Quarterly, Half yearly and festival
(holidays)-40 days. Balance 6 days.

9.  For sickness- at least 3 days.
Remaining days=3.

10. Movies and functions – at least 2 days.
1 day left.

11. That 1 day is your birthday. How can you study on that day??????!!! !!!!!!!
Balance = 0

Isnt that really reasonable?

Saare Papo Ki Sazaa ek hi Saal me…………enjoy 2010 holidays

Hello All

Let’s Welcome 2010 with most interesting part of it.


Holidays In 2010:

Festival Date Day
REPUBLIC DAY 26-Jan-2010 Sunday
HOLI 16-Mar-2010 Sunday
MAY DAY 01-May-2010 Saturday
INDEPENDENCE DAY 15-Aug-2010 Sunday
GANDHI JAYANTI 02-Oct-2010 Saturday
DASSERA 17-Oct-2010 Sunday
DIWALI 05-Nov-2010 Sunday
CHRISTMAS 25-Dec-2010 Saturday

enjoy 2010 holidays……  :)

Happy Christmas !

and

Happy New Year! 2010 in advance

Intelligentia…

Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly.

You can’t take your time.

Answer all of them immediately. OK?

Let’s find out just how clever you really are.

Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)

First Question:
You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are
absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!

Try not to screw up in the next question.

To answer the second question, don’t take as much time as you took for the first question.

Second Question:
If you overtake the last person, then you are…?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?

You’re not very good at this! Are you?

Third Question:
Very tricky math! Note: This must be done in your head only.

Do NOT use paper! and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000
Now add 10. What is the total?

Scroll down for answer.

Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Don’t believe it? Check with your calculator! Today is definitely not your day. Maybe you will get the last question right?

Mary’s father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini,
4.. Nono.

What is the name of the fifth daughter?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Answer: Nunu?

NO! Of course not. Her name is Mary. Read the question again

Okay, now the bonus round.

There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By
imitating the action of brushing one’s teeth he successfully
expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is
done.

Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of
sunglasses, how should he express himself?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

He just has to open his mouth and ask, so simple.

KEEP THIS GOING TO FRUSTRATE THE SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE!