Monthly Archives: January 2010

GOD. most spoken, used word in the world. lemme elaborate it.

after reading this, you may not feel well!
may be my perceptions, views or this presentation not be digested easily.

GOD. people are widely, few of them are blindly, believe in GOD
what you mean by GOD?

a object? a human being? a super natural power? … … …

well. go in public and ask. you will find no matching answers.
some of them may not able to answer because they do not know who is GOD

why all have down periods in their lives.
why all are not happy at all the time
why someone has to sacrifice
why someone has to cry
why someone has to die… … …
:)
above lines are obvious. because those are the facts
and nature of the living world
you can not change them
if so you will suffer a lot

if GOD really exists, then above all lines are worthless
all are happy. all are wealthy and healthy.
but situation is totally different
that means where is GOD then?

people goes to temples, mosque, church, gurudwara etc
why? because they believe if they do not go, then will not be good
or we will not have good time in future
this shows lack of self belief, self confidence, self motivation… … …

i really hate those people who goes to temple, mosque, church, gurudwara on specific time or day
this is ridiculous.
if you go to temple of  Lord Hanuman on saturday or tuesday
then Lord Hanuman will be pleased on you and your all problems will be solved.
this is not a way if you really trust in GOD.
if so then why you go on specific time. why you remember GOD when you are in trouble
remember him each and every second.
if GOD really exists and if you are in trouble and remember GOD then trouble must be gone in a second.
but this will not happen. you know it.

people who can charge themselves, believe in themselves, know their identity do not need GOD
they can tackle any situation

if you ask me, i will explain like below
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GOD is inside you. do not find GOD around you.
GOD is a composition of good values
GOD is a perfect ideal fundamental way to enjoy and LIVE life.
GOD is a confidence
GOD is a self belief
GOD is a truth
GOD is not a stone, clay statue.
GOD is not in heaven. you can make your heaven yourself. nobody else can make yours.
my mother and father is my GOD.
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nobody will help you in bad situation except yourself and yours one.

lots to tell but lemme finish here

see you soon with another pure post !

The 99 Club

Once upon a time, there lived a King who, despite his luxurious
lifestyle,was neither happy nor content.

One day, the King came upon a servant who was singing happily while he worked.

This fascinated the King; why was he, the Supreme Ruler of the Land,
unhappy and gloomy, while a lowly servant had so much joy.

The King asked the servant, “Why are you so happy?”

The man replied, “Your Majesty, I am nothing but a servant, but my
family and I don’t need too much – just a roof over our heads and warm
food to fill our tummies.”

The king was not satisfied with that reply.

Later in the day, he sought the advice of his most trusted advisor. After
hearing the King’s woes and the servant’s story, the advisor said,

“Your Majesty, I believe that the servant has not been made part of
The 99 Club.”

“The 99 Club? And what exactly is that?” the King inquired.

The advisor replied, “Your Majesty, to truly know what The 99 Club is,
place 99 Gold coins in a bag and leave it at this servant’s doorstep
.”

Done.

When the servant saw the bag, he took it into his house. When he
opened the bag, he let out a great shout of joy… So many gold coins!

He began to count them. After several counts, he was at last convinced
that there were only 99 coins. He wondered, “What could’ve happened to
that last gold coin?
Surely, no one would leave 99 coins! ”

He looked everywhere he could, but that final coin was elusive. Finally,
exhausted, he decided that he was going to have to work harder than
ever to earn that gold coin and complete his collection.

From that day, the servant’s life was changed.

He was overworked, horribly grumpy, and castigated his family for not
helping him make that 100th gold coin. He stopped singing while he
worked.

Witnessing this drastic transformation, the King was puzzled.

When he sought  his advisor’s help, the advisor said, “Your Majesty,
the servant has now officially joined The 99 Club.”

He continued,

” The 99 Club is a name given to those people who have enough to be
happy but are never contented, because they’re always yearning and
striving for that extra one telling to themselves:

“Let me get that one final thing and then I will be happy for life .”

We can be happy, even with very little in our lives, but the minute we’re
given something bigger and better, we want even more!

We lose our sleep, our happiness, we hurt the people around us; all
these as a price for our growing needs and desires.

That’s what joining The 99 Club is all about.”

Now you can figure out who are all Members of “The 99 Club.—— ???????

Mallu Jokes :)

Enough of Sardar jokes…….Mallu jokes are here

1) What is the tax on a Mallu’s income called?

IngumDax

2) Where did the Malayali study?

In the ko-liage.

3) Why did the Malayali not go to ko-liage today?

He is very bissi.

4) Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?

To go to Thuubai, zimbly to meet
his ungle in  Gelff.

5) Why do Malayalis go to the Gelff?

To yearn meney.

6) What did the Malayali do when
the plane caught  fire?

He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.

7) How does a Malayali spell moon?

MOON – Yem Woh yet another Woh and Yen

8) What is Malayali management graduate called?

Yem Bee Yae.

9) What does a Malayali do when he goes to
America ?

He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren.

10) What does a Malayali use to commute to office everyday?

An Oto

11) Where does he pray?

In a Temble, Charch and a Maask

12) Who is Bruce Lee’s best friend ?

A Malaya-Lee of coarse.

13) Name the only part of the world, where Malayalis dont work hard?

Kerala.

14) Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?

Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and re-tying the lungi

15) Why did Saddam Hussain attack Kuwait?

He had a Mallu baby-sitter, who always used to say

‘KEEP QUWAIT’ ‘KEEP QUWAIT’

16) What is the Latest Malayali Punch Line?

‘ Frem Tea Shops To Koll Cenders ,
We Are Yevery Where ‘

17) Why aren’t Mallus included in
hockey and football teams ?
Coz Whenever they get a corner , they set up a tea shop.

18) Now pass it on to 5 Malluss to get
a free sample of
kokanet oil.

19) Pass it on 10 Mallus to get a free pack of
Benana Chibbs.

20) Pass it on to 15 Mallus to get a set of
BROGUN bones….