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Heart touching incident

*PLEASE READ ONCE…………

One old man was sitting with his 25 years old son in the train.

Train is about to leave the station.

All passengers are settling down their seat.

As train started young man was filled with lot of joy and curiosity.

He was sitting on the window side.

He went out one hand and feeling the passing air. He shouted, “Papa see all
trees are going behind”.

Old man smile and admired son feelings.

Beside the young man one couple was sitting and listing all the conversion
between father and son.

They were little awkward with the attitude of 25 years old man behaving like
a small child.

Suddenly young man again shouted, “Papa see the pond and animals. Clouds are
moving with train”.

Couple was watching the young man in embarrassingly.

Now its start raining and some of water drops touches the young man’s hand.

He filled with joy and he closed the eyes.

He shouted again,” Papa it’s raining, water is touching me, see papa”.

Couple couldn’t help themselves and ask the old man.

“Why don’t you visit the Doctor and get treatment for your son.”

*Old man said,

“Yes, We are coming from the hospital as Today my son got his eye sight for
first time in his life”.

*Moral: “Don’t draw conclusions until you know all the facts”.*

darn

Today’s word is : DARN

Verb: darn

Pronunciation: daa(r)n

Meaning:

1. Repair by sewing
“darn socks”

Noun: darn

Meaning:

1. Something of little value
2. Sewing that repairs a worn or torn hole (especially in a garment)

Synonyms:

damn
hoot
mend
patch
red cent [usage:N. Amer.]
shit [Vulgar]
shucks
tinker’s damn

Type Of:

bushel
doctor
fix
repair
restore

Relative Link:

http://www.answers.com/topic/darn

HRD Notice of a company to employees

Dear STAFF,

Please be advised that these are NEW rules and regulations implemented to raise the efficiency of our firm.

1) TRANSPORTATION:

It is advised that you come to work driving a car according to your salary.

a) If we see you driving a Honda, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore you do not need a raise.

b) If you drive a 10 year old car or taking public transportation, we assume you must have lots of savings therefore you do not need a raise.

c) If you drive a Pickup, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.

2) ANNUAL LEAVE :

Each employee will receive 104 Annual Leave days a year ( Wow! said 1 employee).

- They are called SATURDAYs AND SUNDAYs.

3) LUNCH BREAK:

a) Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch as they need to eat more so that they can look healthy.

b) Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure.

c) Fat people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that’s all the time needed to drink a Slim Fast and take a diet pill.

4) SICK DAYS:

We will no longer accept a doctor Medical Cert as proof of sickness.

- If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

5) SURGERY :

As long as you are an employee here, you need all your organs.

- You should not consider removing anything. We hired you intact.

- To have something removed constitutes a breach of employment.

6) INTERNET USAGE :

All personal Internet usage will be recorded and charges will be deducted from your bonus (if any) and if we decide not to give you any, charges

will be deducted from your salary.

- Important Note: Charges applicable as Rs.20 per minute as we have 10MB connection.

Just for information, 73% of staff will not be entitled to any salary for next 3 months as their Internet charges have exceeded their 3 months salary.

Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience.

Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplation, consternation and input should be directed somewhere else.

Best Regards,
HRD