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Mallu Jokes :)

Enough of Sardar jokes…….Mallu jokes are here

1) What is the tax on a Mallu’s income called?

IngumDax

2) Where did the Malayali study?

In the ko-liage.

3) Why did the Malayali not go to ko-liage today?

He is very bissi.

4) Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?

To go to Thuubai, zimbly to meet
his ungle in  Gelff.

5) Why do Malayalis go to the Gelff?

To yearn meney.

6) What did the Malayali do when
the plane caught  fire?

He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.

7) How does a Malayali spell moon?

MOON – Yem Woh yet another Woh and Yen

8) What is Malayali management graduate called?

Yem Bee Yae.

9) What does a Malayali do when he goes to
America ?

He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren.

10) What does a Malayali use to commute to office everyday?

An Oto

11) Where does he pray?

In a Temble, Charch and a Maask

12) Who is Bruce Lee’s best friend ?

A Malaya-Lee of coarse.

13) Name the only part of the world, where Malayalis dont work hard?

Kerala.

14) Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?

Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and re-tying the lungi

15) Why did Saddam Hussain attack Kuwait?

He had a Mallu baby-sitter, who always used to say

‘KEEP QUWAIT’ ‘KEEP QUWAIT’

16) What is the Latest Malayali Punch Line?

‘ Frem Tea Shops To Koll Cenders ,
We Are Yevery Where ‘

17) Why aren’t Mallus included in
hockey and football teams ?
Coz Whenever they get a corner , they set up a tea shop.

18) Now pass it on to 5 Malluss to get
a free sample of
kokanet oil.

19) Pass it on 10 Mallus to get a free pack of
Benana Chibbs.

20) Pass it on to 15 Mallus to get a set of
BROGUN bones….

Most Beautiful Places Of The World! ( part 2 )

Canadian Rockies, Canada

The majestic Canadian Rockies are the Canadian segment of the North American Rocky mountains. They are a visitor’s wonderland and the playground for western Canada. They are older than the American Rockies and are formed from over thrusting.

Canadian Rockies, Canada

Canadian Rockies, Canada


Canadian Rockies, Canada

Canadian Rockies, Canada


Canadian Rockies, Canada

Canadian Rockies, Canada

The Canadian Rockies house five national parks, out of which four of them along with other provincial parks form a combination of a single UNESCO World Heritage Site that consists of beautiful mountain landscapes, lakes, canyons, waterfalls, glaciers, peaks, limestone caves as well as fossils. Mount Robson is the highest peak of the Canadian Rockies and climbing it is considered a challenge. These beautiful mountains are a haven for hikers and walkers alike.

 

Machu Picchu, Peru

Machu Picchu in Peru, which means ‘Old Peak,” is one of the most enigmatic ancient sites in the world. According to legend, Machu Picchu was a long time ago considered to be a sacred place. The credit for the creation of the extraordinary city goes to the Inca people who have erected many stone structures and turned the place into an art form.

Machu Picchu, Peru

Machu Picchu, Peru

Machu Picchu, Peru

Machu Picchu, Peru

Machu Picchu, Peru

Machu Picchu, Peru

Two thousand feet above the Urubamba river, these ruins consist of baths, temples, palaces and about 150 houses, all very well preserved. These gray granite structures, some of which weigh more than 50 tons are so perfectly sculpted that they are nothing less than architectural genius. They were rediscovered by a Yale archaeologist in 1911. The ethereal beauty, the workmanship and history of the place attracts millions of tourists each year.

 

The Pyramids, Egypt

The Egyptian pyramids are massive monuments with a square base and four triangular sides rising up to a point. There was a lot of curiosity associated with the pyramids as to their formation, whether it was natural. 

The Pyramids, Egypt

The Pyramids, Egypt

The Pyramids, Egypt

The Pyramids, Egypt

The Pyramids, Egypt

The Pyramids, Egypt

The Pyramids, Egypt

The Pyramids, Egypt

However, the Egyptians started constructing them after 2700 B.C. and were built as tombs for the Pharaohs. The most well-known and the largest pyramids of Egypt are the Pyramids at Giza which are said to be the largest ever built, and the Great Pyramid at Giza took 23 years to complete for about a work force of 30,000. About 118 pyramids have been identified and are very popular with people from all over the world.

Petra, Jordan

Described by the UNESCO as “one of the most precious cultural properties of man’s cultural heritage, Petra is an archeological site on the slope of Mount Hor. It is one of the new wonders of the world and is famous for its rock cut architecture. 

Petra, Jordan

Petra, Jordan

Petra, Jordan

Petra, Jordan

Petra, Jordan

Petra, Jordan

Petra, Jordan

Petra, Jordan

This site was kept hidden till 1812 when it was discovered by a Swiss explorer. It was said to have been prepared by God for the Jewish people. Petra once flourished under the Roman empire but a rapid decline began with the Arabian trade being taken elsewhere. Then an earthquake caused a lot of destruction. Tourists throng the place to get a glimpse of the ruins of this beautiful city.

Great Wall of China, China

One of the seven wonders of the world, the Great Wall of China is a man-made structure that was constructed over two thousand years ago and took about 100 years to complete. The vastness of this project brings to light the immense capabilities of man. 

Great Wall of China, China

Great Wall of China, China

Great Wall of China, China

Great Wall of China, China

Great Wall of China, China

Great Wall of China, China

The constructions started in the 5th Century B.C. It is actually many walls put together and stretches over 4,000 miles and was constructed to protect the Chinese Empire from the Xiongnu people in the north. The wall was initially built of stone, grass, earth and wood, but bricks were used once the production started. It is believed that about 2-3 million Chinese died as part of this project.

The Iguazu Waterfalls, Argentina-Brazil Border

Heralded as the most beautiful waterfalls in the world, the Iguazu Waterfalls are a true wonder of nature. They are located at the border of Argentina, Brazil and Paraguay. While the Argentinean side allows visitors to walk right around the water or explore the National Park; the Brazilian side is known for its panoramic views and splendor.

The Iguazu Waterfalls, Argentina-Brazil Border

The Iguazu Waterfalls, Argentina-Brazil Border

The Iguazu Waterfalls, Argentina-Brazil Border

The Iguazu Waterfalls, Argentina-Brazil Border

The Iguazu Waterfalls, Argentina-Brazil Border

The Iguazu Waterfalls, Argentina-Brazil Border

First Lady, Eleanor Roosevelt, upon seeing these falls is claimed to have exclaimed “poor Niagara.” The area of the falls provides ample opportunities for rock climbing as well as water sports. Iguazu has the distinction of having the greatest annual flow when compared to any other falls in the world.

With all these and many more beautiful places that exist in our world, we are lost for choice and the only way to decide on the places to visit is to follow the heart. While some may love the tranquility of water, others may bury themselves deep in the architectural miracles or the serenity of a small town.

Amazon Rainforest – Amazon Basin, South America 

Amazon Rainforest – Amazon Basin, South America

Amazon Rainforest – Amazon Basin, South America

Amazon Rainforest – Amazon Basin, South America

Amazon Rainforest – Amazon Basin, South America

Amazon rainforest is the thickest rainforest that spans over a billion acres and encompasses areas in Brazil (60%), Peru (13%), Venezuela, Columbia, Ecuador, Guyana, Bolivia, French Guiana and Suriname. The concentration of wildlife is very high and new species or subspecies of existing species continues to be discovered almost all the time. The majestic beauty and timelessness of this awe-inspiring tropical rainforest is indescribable in words and should be experienced.

Sognafjord (Sogne Fjord) – Norway 

Sognafjord (Sogne Fjord) – Norway

Sognafjord (Sogne Fjord) – Norway

Sognafjord (Sogne Fjord) – Norway

Sognafjord (Sogne Fjord) – Norway

Sognafjord (Sogne Fjord) – Norway

Sognafjord (Sogne Fjord) – Norway

The second longest fjord (an inset of the sea between steep slopes) in the world and the largest in Norway, the magnificence of this has to be experienced for the magnitude to be understood. Reaching to more than 1,300 meters below sea level and above 2,000 meters above sea level, the sparkling water, the beautiful cliff faces and the picturesque villages make this a must visit place for nature lovers.

The Himalayas – Asia

The Himalayas – Asia

The Himalayas – Asia

The Himalayas – Asia

The Himalayas – Asia

The Himalayas – Asia

The Himalayas – Asia

The Himalayas – Asia

The Himalayas – Asia

This spectacle of awesome dimensions …the 3000 kilometer long towering mountain range with tiers of rock, ranges upon ranges, sky scraping peaks and canyons, is the planet’s highest mountain system and includes the world’s highest peaks; Mount Everest and K2. It stretches through Afghanistan, Bhutan, China, India, Nepal and Pakistan. This is where earth meets the sky!

Yosemite Valley – California

Yosemite Valley – California

Yosemite Valley – California

Yosemite Valley – California

Yosemite Valley – California

Yosemite Valley – California

Yosemite Valley – California

Yosemite Valley – California

Yosemite Valley – California

The incomparable beauty of nature changing colors with seasons and the sigh of breeze in the pines can only be experienced at Yosemite Valley (Pronounced Yo-seh-mit-tea). Yosemite Valley is part of Yosemite National Park in the Sierra Nevada Mountains. This alpine valley offers incredible natural beauty and is just one mile in width and eight miles long with vertical granite walls rising above 2000 feet on either side. Nine ethereal waterfalls cascade into the valley. Wilderness hiking trails are as long as 800 miles.